Saturday, February 23, 2008

The Hills Extended Preview OMG!

I am salivating!!!



I.CANT.WAIT!!!!

Minkus...Meet Lauren

Lauren Conrad was out with my FAVOURITE.... Lee Norris AKA Minkus from Boy Meets World...now AKA Mouth from One Tree Hill!!!

Here the pair are leaving the FoxTail Bar and Lounge in Beverly Hills thursday night.

It may seem weird...but not so much really...Stephen was/will be again on One Tree Hill...thats probably the friend connection. They seem to be having a good time. Although if I was hanging out with Minkus I would be completely delighted and giddy. I grew up on that show. and PS I totally heart One Tree Hill too!!! pfffffffffffff who doesnt?!?

Source: buzzfoto.com

Friday, February 22, 2008

Heidi and Spencer Video Game!!!

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt to Make Video Game Wednesday February 20, 2008

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag sit courtside as they attend the Los Angeles Lakers vs. Atlanta Hawks NBA game in Los Angeles on February 19, 2008. GAMEPIKS.COM

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have more than just
music in the works.
“We’re definitely developing the Heidi and Spencer video game,” Pratt told Usmagazine.com last week at video game giant Electronic Arts' Burnout Paradise pre-Valentine’s Day lounge in L.A.
Pratt, who said he is collaborating with EA on the game, told Us, “it's top secret. Let's just say that everyone will be addicted.”
Good news to those who love-to-hate The Hills pair: “You can definitely play as us or you can play against us,” Pratt said. “You can even torture me.”
He said “there's going to be two versions: the adult version and the one for minors,” adding, “just be ready, that's all I have to say.”
Expect the game to hit shelves in 2009, Pratt said, “right around Christmastime, probably.”
EA did not return e-mails for comment.


OH.MY.GOODNESS. I am so happy its sick. Of course once again Heidi and Spencer announce the good news to usmagazine.com (I reeeaaaaalllllly hope US is making some good dough off of these two)...and boy is it ever good news. I'm not exactly what you would call a 'gamer' ... I have dabbled in a little guitar hero, but still have the most fun with the ancient games like the original Mario (you know you're humming the song now). But my oh my I think I will have fun with this. I really hope this comes to fruition. NOT because I want Speidi to make any money...but because I so DESPERATLY want to play against them and beat their asses at their own game!!! (plus the torturing of Spence sounds intriguing in a really demented way). I wonder what the game will entail?!?! please oh please oh puh-LEASE let it involve features like...who can make the most money off of commission for set up paparazzi shots, a race to the altar of sorts, who can piss of their friends the most, who can come up with the best betrayal...oh the possibilities are endless...

Im gonna sleep well tonight...

Thursday, February 21, 2008

"Higher"...Pop Up Video styles!

It just makes me happy to know that other people find such delight in the horrific-ness that is this video, and take the time to share their thoughts with the world! Splendid!

No Sleves...No Problem for the Brod-ster!

Brod-a-liscious!

...Ya so what if I'm just killin time till march 24... (It will be really sad if we no longer get to look at...I mean pay attention to the things said by...the Brod-ster)

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Lauren Conrad on Regis & Kelly



ICK hello...taking your dad to a playboy party...just ICK

Good avoidance on the whole Jason break up... could you imagie? wweeellll he was on drugs and got arrested so i kinda broke up with him

Is is just me or was the whole thing a little weird ?? Maybe just cause Regis is such a dionosaur and really has no clue who she is lol!

Saturday, February 16, 2008

The Soup's tribute to the 'Higher' vid!


Left foot, Right foot. Look SEXY!!!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Lauren, Audrina & Brody in their music video debut!!

Pretty original...pretty rad!
A Cursive Memory - EVERYTHING

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A Very Speidi Valentines!

"Jack...I'm Flying!!!"

More staged PDA's for Speidi. Oh dear it gets better and better...er I mean, worse and worse

follow the link to tmz.com to watch the video. It's worth it. Almost as amusing as the "Higher" video!

::giggle::

About their romantic cruise, Heidi said to Ryan Seacrest this morning

"We actually crashed. The driver of our boat crashed into three other boats. I was so scared! I thought we were about to sink!"

Could this sinking ship theme be a metaphor for her relationship with Spence? What about for her music career? Or her impending fashion line? Or her friendship with Lauren (or anyone else for that matter)? Ok so maybe its a metaphor for her life! wow. I kinda feel bad for her ... Kinda.

I like the Jimmy Choos Spence got her tho! (I think this is starting to be a theme too!)

Heidi and Spencer promise to Blow Our Minds!!!

Heidi was apparently so upset over the negative reaction to her "music" video, that she apparently "cried herself to sleep" according to this interview with usmagazine.com. So upset in fact that she re-enacted her tears in a (no doubt staged) photo op for USweekly.
Spence, being the loving, supporting non-fiance that he CLEARLY is... decided this was unacceptable and that Heidi deserves a music video that the world will love and embrace. ::smirk:: He tells people.com that there will be a new video released within a month that will “blow people’s minds very soon”. He goes on to say that it will be “very simple, [and] very entertaining just like the last one".
But seriously Spence? If it upset Heidi so much, do you really want this new video to be ANYTHING like the last one?!?! I know I do...haha it may have been bad but he got one thing right...it was DAMN entertaining LOL!!! As for blowing our minds...we will have to wait and see on that. But soooomeeething tells me....
Anyone else really like her bright blue shoes?!? love em! There. I did it. I said something genuinely nice about Heidi (...'s shoes).

Brody and Lauren at LAX in Vegas

Lauren and Brody both showed up at LAX night club in Vegas for the launch party for the Paris Hilton Collection 2008. Friends? more than friends? I think its time to face the music (if you call it music...Heidi Montag), that that verdict will likely NEVER be in....Although they do look kinda cozy (except who is the creeper attempting to cop a feel?). Anyways... its lovely to see them together anyways...mostly cause that means BroJen may still have a place on The Hills!!! I think its unlikely but anyone else really hoping MTV was filming that night???

We all know what happened last time they went to Vegas!...

I'm just sayin...

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Audrina kicks Bernard to the curb...

At least we hope thats how it went down, cause apparently the break-up was filmed. WOOT!!

Read the article that dishes it all...well all that her contract allows i guess...

Audrina Patridge: Happily Single Again

Single again, Audrina Patridge spent her Thursday night at the elegant Nicole Khristine jewelry launch party. The Hills hottie recently confirmed she has split from her latest boyfriend, Bernard Steimann.

“We filmed [the split] last week,” Patridge said. “It’s not a big deal. I’ve known him since I was fifteen and we all have the same circle of friends. We’re still going to see each other as friends.”

Changing subjects to a run-in with ex-boyfriend Justin Bobby at Les Deux nightclub on Wednesday, Audrina said: “It was really good seeing him. You’ll have to watch and see. [But] you know honestly, I’m not ready to be in a relationship right now.”

Meanwhile, of roommate Lauren Conrad’s on-again relationship with former Laguna Beach star Stephen Colletti, Audrina tells that the two are not involved - contrary to recent rumors.

“They’re not together,” she tells, adding, “He can’t be on the show because he’s on One Tree Hill. So they are just friends.”


Source: celebrity-gossip.net

For real? Like who is actually friends with their ex? ok some people... but like ALL of your exes??? HIGHLY unlikely...right!?

PS im so super happy that she says Stevie is still gonna be on One Tree Hill... I heart him and I heart that show!!!

C'mon Audrina...Tell us how you REALLY feel!

Yawn! BO-RING!

I'm disappointed...like BIG TIME... I mean its clear shes not exactly her biggest fan or nothin...but like... COME ON!!!! Tell us what a whore you think Heidi is in her pink bikini and her weird hands (really...like whats up with those things??), tell us what a douche you think the devil spawned aka Spence is...for real? You gotta have more of an opinion than that! Don't hold back, its not as if youre on camera and they might see it and Spencer might come after you with a sex tape rumour or something...Right!?

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Lisa Love shows her love for Lauren and Whitney!

teehee. So like i KNOW the girls have moved on from Teen Vogue, but I have to say, I will very much miss Lisa Love and her lovely evil ways...LOL

check out this article from USmagazine

Despite reports, Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port weren't given the pink slip by Teen Vogue.
"I just thought it was time for them to try something new," Editor-In-Chief Amy Astley told Usmagazine.com at the Ralph Lauren fall fashion show this morning. "An internship is a short thing, and I just felt it was time for them to move on a little bit."
Women's Wear Daily had reported the magazine decided to part ways with the MTV reality show because of the girls'
wild lifestyles of clubbing, making out and feuding.
"I think that’s really why Teen Vogue had had their moment with them — it went into another zone," their boss, editor Lisa Love, told Us.
Asked if the show is scripted, Love replied, "I think why they say all that is because there’s so much editing.
"They shoot reality and somehow it’s changed in the editing room to appeal to things, I don’t know," she said. "I’ve never watched the show.
"They were great interns in the beginning," Love added of Conrad and Port, "and then it’s time for interns to go some place else, right?"
Seems like Conrad has already moved on. She recently unveiled her new clothing line, the Lauren Conrad Collection.
What does Love think of her designs?
"I think it’s more T-shirt kind of things and jeans, very simple basics."
Still, she said the duds could "possibly" be featured in a larger facet in the magazine.
Click
here to see the Hills cast as kids.

I SO love to hear Lisa Love put her two cents in. It always turns out so deliciously mean. How wonderful!

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Kristin still loves Brody...or at least making LC jealous!

Kristin is at it again!!!

So maybe shes not gonna be on the upcomming season of our very favourite reality addiction, The Hills, but thats not stopping her from continuing the drama...and the deud between herself and Lauren Conrad...whatever it takes to keep her in the papers...i guess...

The night before the New York Giants upset the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLII, Arizona was jam-packed with booze and babes.

One of whom seemed rather intent on getting back into celebrity news headlines and, perhaps, making her former high school rival jealous!
At the Maxim party at the Stone Rose Lounge, Kristin Cavallari flirted with Entourage star Kevin Connolly, and was “all over Kevin until she saw Brody Jenner walk in,” says a spy from the New York Post.


Kristin Cavallari dropped Kevin for Brody Jenner and started kissing him … that is, before she went to find photographers to take pictures of them. It was all a ploy to make [her Laguna Beach nemesis] Lauren Conrad jealous.”à
Can someone explain to me what happened to Brody's girlfirend Cora Skinner? I thought it was like L-O-V-E love! I guess thats how they show it in LALA land.

Now heres a relationship that seems like it might last, and maybe even remain kind of functional. Lauren and Audrina at the Playboy Superbowl Party!







Lauren Bought 100 Copies of Heidi's Song??

Ohhh wait... that was sarcasm.

Check out this interview perez hilton did with Heidi and Spencer. Giggle worthy!!



Wow! did you catch Spence on his crackberry ..like..PRONTO tryin to get the EXACT Lauren Conrad quote?? ...which PS goes like this:

“I promise you: I’ll never release an album, I don’t have either singing or acting talent, so I’m not going to pretend like I do! I don’t really have very many talents! I’m okay with it, though.”

I find it amusing that Spence seems to think that Lauren has lost some sort of dignity by stating she has no musical or acting talents...at least she is keeping it real. I mean the only people that could POSSIBLY hear talent when listening to Heidi's song are people that like listening to overly-auto-corrected computerized vocals that have been so overly processed that they sound nothing like a human voice.

As for the video...LOL. thats all really. Can I tell you how lovely it was to hear that Heidi had yet to hear anything negative about her video? Ok so I see one of two theings being the reason for that. Either A) she takes comments like "what a whore" and "what were they thinking" complimentary... OR Spencer keeps her so completely under his control that she hasnt actually talked to anyone who has seen the vid...except him!! could be either really.

These people are flipping nuts!

Monday, February 4, 2008

Heidi's Music Video Premiere!!

OHHHH the many talents of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt!!! SO im sure everyone remembers the paparazzi footage of Spence "directing" Heidi for her music video while she froliced on the beach in her pink bikini? really...how could one forget it? It was funny then but its even funnier now, cause they actually, truly, for real turned it into her first music video, and they for complete seriousness released it into the music video world.

OH.MY.DAMN. I am still giggling. Aside from the fact that no human voice sounds like that...can anyone say autotune?...clearly this is just the cheesiest...worstest...dumbest idea either of them ever had...and thats saying a lot. I bet LC is having a great day!!!

Friday, February 1, 2008

More denial - Stephen is not and has never dated Lauren...so he says.

Ok so I can't really say that Stephen "clears" it up in this video, cause you can barely make out what he is saying... The jist??

Well he like TOTALLY still works for MTV, its SUPER-fun, his pop-star name is "Even Steven" and hes NOT dating LC, and apparently...he NEVER dated LC, they were always just good friends.

Does this sound familliar to anybody? I can the echo of B-Jenner in the background sayin that he loves Lauren but they've never been more than just good friends.

Am I the only one that would be insulted if a bunch of dudes I had CLEARLY and OBVIOUSLY been more than friends with...publicly denied it ever being 'like that' ? This is usually the kind of stuff I take guilty pleasure in but I kinda just feel sad....kinda.

Lauren's B-day celebrations begin.

The gang was out in all force at Japanese restaurant Katsuya in Studio City to kick of what will no doubt be a full week (at least) of part-aying in honour of Lauren's birthday. Lauren showed up with Lo and some other randoms...clearly good friends of hers...cause they were all sporting part-ay hats....yes out on the street...in public. delightful. Whats weird? audrina showed later by herself, as did miss Whitney. Maybe nothing...but for dramatic amusement purposes i'm gonna go ahead and read into it, i'm thinking it would be fun if you did too! check it out on tmz.com they have the video.


Whats better, is that the gang (naturally) headed on into S Bar to part-ay har-day-er, and getting out of the cabn on the way home, some photog captured this brilliant piece of photo-journalism ...


One too many mohitos LC? Best buddie Lo thankfully rushes to her rescue, holding her into her dress....literally ...LOL.


dinner at Katusaya...$20 (but probably free if you're on the hills)


B-day cake ... $40 (possibly also free if you're on the hills)


bottomless vodka-tonic at S bar all night...let face it... probably free if youre on the hills


a friend who will hold your boob in place after a night you'll likely never remember....Priceless.