Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Denial...did we expect anything less from Lauren? Or Brody for that matter?

Read it and weep...



Lauren Conrad on Stephen Colletti: "We're Just Friends" Monday January 28, 2008

Stephen Colletti and TV personality Lauren Conrad arrive at the HORNITOS? Tequila "Fine Line" Launch Party on September 20, 2007 in Los Angeles, California.Jordan Strauss/WireImage.com
Though they've been spotted
making out and clubbing, Laguna Beach alumni Lauren Conrad insists she and her ex Stephen Colletti are not back on.
"We're just friends," Conrad told Usmagazine.com at the grand opening of the Hawaiian Tropic Zone at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday.
The duo were spotted getting cozy at the L.A. Kings versus Anaheim Ducks hockey game in L.A. Thursday night, but Conrad said, "I was there with a big group of friends. I'm dating but no specifc person."
The unattached Conrad told Us she's undecided on Valentine's Day plans. "Will you be my Valentine?" she asked fellow single Hills costar Audrina Patridge at the opening.
"I think every single girl dreads Valentine's Day. We'll probably make it fun and come out to Vegas."
Conrad has also moved on from her internship at Teen Vogue. She told Us, "I actually just got a new job but can't talk about it right now. I'm really excited about it."
(See Conrad's baby picture
here.)
In other Hills romance news, Brody Jenner, Conrad's ex, is denying reports that he hooked up with Lindsay Lohan this weekend in New York City.
"We were hanging out as friends and nothing happened," Jenner tells E! News. "We weren't 'all over' each other, and we definitely weren't making out. I am dating and really happy with [girlfriend] Cora [Skinner]."


(usmagazine.com)


Totally wicked plans guys!! Drag it out....milk it for all the publicity you can!!! You know I didn't think the Hills could get any better than season three. I have to admit, I thought...and worried late into the night...that it had peaked. MTV better be getting all this stuff cause DAMN its good shit. Keep up the good work Hills-ers!!!

Saturday, January 26, 2008

The Laguna Crew at the Good 'ol Hockey Game!



Perez Hilton is reporting that Lauren and ex-something...we were never sure what they were, were out again at the The LA Kings game against the Dallas Stars thursday night. Ok so we heard they were making out a couple times recently, and so theres a picture of them sittin next to each other...but lets just note the pictures that clearly show them there with Lo and Dieter as well. Maybe they
just wanna re-live the good old days?

Is it wrong that I just want to see her with Brody?

Brody Jenner and Lindsay Lohan?...Didn't see that one commin!!!

So recently Brody did an interview with People claiming to have a new girlfriend named Cora? and it seems kinda serious, with his claims that she's met the parents, and its part of the family. On the flip side... he says he's keeping her away from The Hills crew because that would complicate the relationship with Lauren??? Ok but NOW People is saying that Brody was out partying in New York City with Lindsay Lohan and the two were all over each other....cause you know, one girlfriend, one TV non-girlfirend gal-pal, and one Lindsay Lohan doesn't complicate things in the slightest!

Attention Jessi and Dan: Spencer Pratt is comming for you!!!

Ok, some of you may watch the aftershow for the hills. If youre in the states, you might watch it online and if you're in Canada then you likely just keep your set tuned to it after your 21 minutes of reality crack on mondays(if you don't and you like mindless banter and play by play hills commentary then you should start!)For those who DO watch you may ...or may not... have noticed that the aftershow hosts Jessi and Dan...are kinda....uhhhh....I think the PC term is "Team Lauren". Well Heidi and Spencer have been making their rounds (as publicity whores do). Their most recent stop? Toronto. And they had a few choice words for Jessi and Dan!!!

Check out the video here

Lets all just pause to note that when asked if they've seen it Heidi say no...HA! The rest of the clip sooorrrtta shows that you do, and that you just wanna look like you don't care about the aftershow....ooohhhhh you do!!!! PS how much do you LOVE that Spencer has called the producers of the aftershow...uhh..a FEW times to complain! Hoooow pathetic...and a wonderful pick up to my day.

Wanna see a longer Speidi interviews from their recent stop in Toronto, where they discuss...well themselves?....OHHHH...OK!!!! here ya go!


Friday, January 25, 2008

Heidi is really making headlines today!

TMZ is reporting this story on their website today:



During court proceedings in Rowan County, N.C., Judge Kevin Eddinger caught lawyer Todd Paris checking out a Maxim magazine with the topless Heidi on its cover. The judge was so steamed about it, he threw the book (not the mag) at the attorney. According to the Salisbury Post, the judge fined Todd $300, gave him a 15-day suspended jail sentence and put him on unsupervised probation. Who knew Heidi could cause such a stir? The judge showed the cover to the courtroom, and no surprise -- the crowd erupted in laughter

Who knew there were laws against looking at media-'whores' on the cover of Maxim (haha get it..media whore...maxim...haha) while in a courtroom? Can you imagine what this attouney told his significant other (assuming he has one)? "Honey...uhhh funny story...so like i'm in ..uhh jail for having a copy of Maxim with me in court...you know the one with Heidi Montag's ass on the cover? riiiight...but the judge just doesn't understand...I was TOTALLY just reading the articles!!"
Tee Hee I wonder if Heidi has heard this story? LOL!!!


Heidi Montag tells Jimmy Kimmel she prays for Lauren

...and hopes she prays for her too???

This is quite the informative and eventful (and not at ALL amusing) interview!



For those who aren't interested in watching ten minutes of Heidi Montag trying her best to prove to the world that she is a wonderful, kind hearted, talented girl ::a-hem::, then heres the jist:

OK. so. Heidi tell Jimmy aaall bout how her and Lauren were buddies from the first second they met at fashion school, blah blah heard that story already. BUT goes on to tell him that the reason her and Lauren arent friends anymore was cause Lauren told her to choose btw her and Spencer and she chose Spencer...UHHHH?? what now? Shouldn't it have gone a little more like... Well first I chose my spawn of satan boyfriend of my best friend and then I let him spread sex tape stories about her just for shits and giggles, so...you know that kind of put a damper on the firendship....

Well this actually gets better, cause Heidi goes on to say that she prays for Lauren and hope she prays for her too? Which, cleary Jimmy realised how damn amusing that statment is cause he milked it for a good 2 minutes. Heidi looked pissed...it was wonderfully splendid.

Heidi also tells Jimmy that her and Audrina are quote "BFF's" ??? like i'm certain there was sarcasm in there but she does tell him that she'll ask her why she's always looking up in pictures...so clearly theres contact? whatevs yo.

And theeeen there was the music discussion. First off i'd like to just highlight the fact that she said she had been working with David Foster(Brody Jenner's step-dad)??? what now? I'm confused. But that working relationship seems to have ended...haha how great is it that Spencer's sex tape rumours were likely to blame for Heidi to stop working with the A-mazing David Foster LOL!! LOVE IT!As for Heidi's single "Higher", which will be released on iTunes Feb 5th (but if you wanna hear it now just youtube it), she says its a "piece of her" (who does she think she is Britney Spears? oh wait...no she thinks she's Madonna). Also she tells Jimmy that its about not holding grudges. UH-HUH. thats totally what i get from these lyrics: "Higher, higher, im gonna take it higher, higher
no time for holding back, i dream and thats a fact, im gonna take it higher, higher". Leavin' that one alone folks... its probably for the best.

PS did we notice she says she is NOT engaged to Spencer? what up with the big fat diamond at the Cloverfield premier then.....???

On a wonderful note, at the end Jimmy does mention that the hills will return in March WOOT!!!

For Your Viewing Enjoyment

::smirk::

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Get Your Barf Bags Ready! Heidi gets what looks to be a real diamond!!!

OK. So. Like? For those of you that are keeping score, its officially round two for Speidi. They totally showed at the premiere of Cloverfield all gross and Speidi like with an extra piece of BLING place firmly on Heidi's ring finger.
I just hope the Hills producers don't waste any of the precious 21 minutes a week we get of of any given upcomming episode on the no doubt lame-ass re-proposal. We GET IT you want to bask in the glory of each other's evilness for all eternity!! They may want to do a DNA test b4 repoducing ::shudder:: cause if indeed they both spawn from satan then they are like totally brother and sister for sure right? Hills producers are probably counting on it for interesting show content.

Lookie Lookie who else showed!!! Once again I'm deeply saddened by the lack of confrontation. I dunno, if I was the one doing the seating for the premiere, I would absolutely make sure that they were sitting right next to each other. Just to see ya know? Cause I figure one of two things happens. They suck it up, sit next to each other and eventually cause a scene, OR refuse to sit next to each other, consequently causing a scene. It would have been delightful!
On a side note, can we all just note how ODD it is to see Lauren with more of a tan than Audrina??? TOTALLY creeeepin me out!!

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Widthdrawl?...anyone?

OK.so.like. I am of the understanding that the 8 episodes of the newly extended season of that the reality drug "The Hills" were meant as a way to tide us addicts over until the fourth season? But really...like who are we kidding...It really hasn't...we are all like TOTALLY itching for more.Like.Now! But really, it seems that the show is ALMOST unnecessary (and I say unnecessary very loosely cause this show is necessary like oxygen is necessary) because the lives of these beloved characters...err..people...as celebrities (which lets face it, the show will never focus on cause its supposed to be about NORMAL people y'all) has become just about as interesting as the show itself. Ok so maybe more. And like, people keep saying the show is scripted (which is probably true, but I'm gonna refuse to belive it...OK?) but who really cares about proving it either way when the drama seen on the show is TOTALLY like taking over the media! OMG.Love.It!!!

Ok like...AS IF the new "stinky-Parisian' themed upcomming episodes of drama infused reality-crack to feed my addiction isn't enough!!!... preview

...but for real? The 'real-life' version of their drama started...well continued pretty much exactly where it left off...the gang couldn't even walk down their own red carpet (let alone get through their finale party) without a few drama-whore-moments!



OMG you guys!!! how much would you have LOVED to see that Lauren/Heidi confrontation on the red carpet!?! Too bad...that could have been utterly brilliant. And SPEAKING of awkward moments...why did MTV ever have to go to commercial because the footage of the Dan/Heidi convo would be worth its weight in GOLD people! At least Mr. Dan Levy has our back enough to dish the dish like this. So like Dan totally says he sees after-show host Jessi (a creeptacualr hills obsessive herself it seems) dancing with Brody(which im soo...not. jealous.of...???sigh) but apparently they aren't the only one's who enjoy a good table...ok...banquet dance. SPOTTED(later that night):

"I end up at that uber-celebrity boite Hyde on Sunset. There, as soon as I arrive, I see Audrina, who apparently likes to stand on banquet tables even when the cameras aren't running" read article

But lets just back the truck up ooonnneee second...ok? PUH-LEEEEZE tell me you saw this piece of Heidi Montag brillance!
Yes folks, that would be the one and only Heidi with an improptu performance/lip-synch session outside celebu-hangout spot Koi preeeeeettty much right after she made her brief (weddingbanless) red carpet appearance and then ran off...OK!!! so I don't actually know that she RAN...but wouldn't that make it better? OH!OH!OH! and YES that is Spencer with her. I wonder what the look on his face is refering to...more...the performace, or the fact that Heidi took the Cracker-Jack piece of shit ring he gave to her off her hand?

So...Like... at this point, I'm thinkin' that this just could not possibly GET any better. But if you read that article above you would know that Speidi narrowly missed a second chance at the confrontation Lauren so ummm gracefully? avoided on the red carpet, when Lauren shows up at Koi...with BRODY! right after Speidi leaves. Now people this confuses me a little...cause.see. if Heidi and Spencer are the ruthless media whores that they so obviously are, one would think that this would be the kind of thing they call their paparazzi friends about in order to get a cut of the photo sales....but NOOOO crisis averted...and my dreams of Heidi/Lauren bitch-out session #4 are ruined....that was until I heard about the dance off.

BUT FIRST...some photos of the famed evening

Did somebody say DANCE OFF?!? yes. yes they did. US weekly did actually! Lauren, Audrina and Lo...vs. Heidi and Stephanie Pratt (apparently satan had two spawn). Its sad, its ridicuoulous, even pathetic!...and i'm delighted.

Well this dance off doesn't end here...at least not metaphorically.












Remember back in October when Lauren and Audrina posed for Maxim? Where clearly they had a lot of important things to say, cause thats obviously why people read Maxim. Well Heidi one-upped them...Ok so like, I guess she just coppied them.

Well I guess she KINDA one upp-ed cause the article isn't even on newstands until february and some people (the one's that aren't looking at her ass) actually remember the scandalous things she had to say:

The Hills is a “scripted” reality show. Let’s settle this: How real is it?



"The Hills is a show that’s 22 minutes long about seven people’s lives. It’s edited for drama, and there are editors and story lines. If someone walks in front of the camera, we have to redo the shot. So it’s not exactly how things always are. It’s not like The Truman Show. They’re not with us all the time, although I wish they were, because it would be a way crazier show. Let’s see how Lauren would look then!"

Meow! So are you and L.C. friends at all?



"She’s changed. Some people go more Hollywood than others. We’re from different backgrounds. She grew up in that spoiled Laguna world, and I grew up with humble beginnings. She’s very controlling. She was crazy about how much time I spent with Spencer, and I had to see her every day. I’ve heard from other people that she’s a big diva now. “Insiders” say."


Them are FIGHTIN' words!!! And the rumours goin' round that Audrina and Heidi were besties again while Aud and Laur were on the outs like TOTALLY weren't helping the cause! But Lauren, every her classy self...or character...or self playing herself... or whatever was too busy putting to rest the crazy plethora of other rumours. So NATURALLY Audrina came to her BFF's defense on her myspace blog, saying:

"i have been getting alot of questions about all the gossip in trash mags and on internet…………..

1.)lauren and i have never had plastic surgery!

2.) I am not ditching lauren for heidi….if i see her out we acknowledge eachother but no were not besties! it is none of my business with what is going on between them and i stay out of it!—im not focused on others business, i have enough of my own personal drama
3.) Lauren and i still live together and are friends:)

4.) no i never went to spencers condo…(LOL)

5.)and yes i go to oc alot to help my pregnant sister its not bc im sick of lauren and shes difficult to live with!!!…..

6.) no whitney is not leaving our show she is one of our main girls in show!

there are soooo many false rumors it just makes us laugh!!!!…..but thats what keeps everyone on their toes and interested!…… hope these cleared up a few things
xoxo"

And even with a convenient appearance on The Carson Daly Show



Ok now onto the more pressing rumous and what Lauren had to say about them.

1) Rumours swirrled that miss Kristin Cavaliari aka Lauren's (when she was still LC) arch nemisis from the beach (Cause I'm on a first name basis with Laguna Beach) would be brought on the show by producers to create drama. Lets recap. Kristin dated Stephen(Colletti), who Lauren (again when she was still LC) was like totally madly in love with. We're preeeetty sure they hooked up...but mostly he just played her and used her to make Kristin jealous...or at least thats what it looked like to the innocent bystander. Ok where was I? OK ya so like then Stephen goes on to date Hayden Panettiere who we've seen out and about a bunch of time with Lauren. But they of course broke up with too. Ok so I wish the love triangle stopped there but oh goodness no! Kristin also dated none other than one Brody Jenner. Yep the same Brody Jenner who keeps his place on reality television by being Lauren Conrad's on-again off-again non boyfriend guy-pal. Oh P.S. while we're like TOTALLY sitting on the edge of our seats wondering anxiously whats gonna happen between our beloved Lauren and the oh so charming Brody Jenner...we must pause and take note of the alleged public make out...s(yes plural) which occurred recently between...GASP...Lauren and STEPHEN!!! OH my god, my head hurts now. But the point is...you can see why squashing the rumour of Kristin being brought on The Hills would be at the top of Lauren's list...which she did in this interview:

2) Whitney and Lauren like totally FIRED from Teen Vogue???

US Weekly says the girls were kicked to the curb!!

Teen Vogue is vague with "The girls have moved on from Teen Vogue"

In this people interview Lauren says no!

Did The Apprentice head for The Hills?

Lauren Conrad has parted ways with Teen Vogue, where she worked as an intern, but the 21-year-old reality star says nobody told her: “You’re fired.”

“No, no, it was a decision I made because I was kind of done,” she told PEOPLE on Friday at the opening of the Jimmy Choo Flagship store on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. “I’ve been doing it for about two years, so I’m kind of done.”

Conrad hasn’t found another part-time job — “Honestly, I can’t tell you because I haven’t decided yet. I’m looking,” she said at the opening, which raised money for the Entertainment Industry Foundations’s Women’s Cancer Research Fund — but is leaning toward something in the fashion world. “I really like working backstage at fashion shows, so I’m looking kind of in production,” she says. “I love it. It’s like the most amazing high. It’s like the best feeling.”

Of course, she also has her day job — being Lauren Conrad on MTV’s popular The Hills, which is returning for another season.
So, will we see her with a guy on the show?
“I hope so!” she says.

3) Believe it or not... rumours have been swirling that the show is somehow staged, fake, scripted...which..pffffff...clearly it is not! right? Well I know we can count on Lauren to set the record straight!

Which she SOOO does in an Entertainment Weekly article:

Does it ever annoy you how meticulous people have gotten when watching The Hills? Take, for example, what everyone is referring to as ''nail polish-gate'' — one scene showed you wearing red nail polish, but then in a scene that was presented as happening a little later that same night, the polish was gone. What happened there?

The Hills is filmed exactly the same as Laguna. So when people started picking out these very little things, it was weird to me because anyone who has worked on a reality show knows how they're filmed. We're not filming The Truman Show, we don't have cameras set up all around our apartment, and they're not with us 24/7. Basically what they're doing is taking our lives and telling a story. For example, the night [of the nail-polish incident, while on a date with model Gavin], the cameras stopped rolling, and I went out to a club with [Gavin]. I went home and called someone [Brody], and the next day talked about it. [MTV] was like, Okay, well, we need to get that on tape, and since they're trying to tell a story the right way, I basically had to go and call [Brody] again, have the exact same conversation on camera. I mean, it's not lying to anyone, it's telling what really happened, but it's just the way they film reality shows.

Would you say that when you see the show and how it's edited that it feels real to you? It really is your life being portrayed?

Yeah, they're telling exactly what happened. We don't have writers on this show. We make our own decisions; we say what we want to say. That's who we are. People can sit back and say it's real, it's fake, but at the end of the day to me this is real because this is my life. Someone else having a lighting crew coming in to their apartment at 8 o'clock in the morning and set up booms and lights is very weird. But for me, that's real. That's how I live my life.

She also manages to set the record totally straight in this public statement:
"There have been some rumors in the press about The Hills being fake. Many of you have been asking me if the rumors are true. There are false rumors every week about me and I can’t address every rumor out there, but I feel like this was important for me to respond to. The show is not fake and this is really my life."

And the show's producer Adam Divello reeaaaaly clears it up in this article with TV guide, saying:

"I hate to say we schedule their lives, but we definitely schedule out what we want to cover,"

and regarding possible staged confrontations? (specifically the Lauren&Jason?/Speidi confrontation at Ketchup)

"Lauren and Jason [Wahler] were going there, and Heidi and Spence [Pratt] wanted to celebrate their anniversary," says exec producer Adam DiVello. "Ketchup was one of the spots Spencer wanted to go to, so it just sort of worked out. It wasn't planned on our behalf, but it is a little fake."

HUH!?!?!
Thanks guys that like TOTALLY clears it all up!

HAHAHA but with all this nonesense going on, the one person that keeps things light and funny is Heidi Montag. Im not exactly sure she is intending to amuse us in this way but she certainly has!

Did you hear about the clothing line?

“It’s going to be called Heidiwood, and I’m so excited! It’s going to be very price oriented. I want all my fans to be able to buy it. I want to bring that fashionable clothing line down to a price range where people can actually afford it.” - Heidi to People Magazine

HAHAHAHAHAHA oh dear. I thought she like OMG for SURE wanted to be like a serious singer...“But it’s not like with most pop artists, where they have a song sent to them that has nothing to do with their emotions or lives. It’s all about me and my life. I’m taking my time to make sure it’s a classic. I don’t want to be the next pop person who’s in or out. I want to be like Michael Jackson, Madonna, Stevie Wonder - all the greats.” Riiiiiiigggggghhhhttt. Like totally for sure!

And ummm have you seen her LIPS?



THATS HOT!!!

Speidi keeps the commedy going too on their trip to Cabo!



I really don't think the commedy of this is lost on anybody, so I'll just leave this one alone and giggle to myself.

In other 'News' of a less important...or at least less amusing nature:

Lauren buys a house - and LO MOVES IN!!! WOOT...cause I too "love passing judgement on people"...and KFC?!?! wants to throw her a housewarming party??? WTF???

Brody Makes out with Paris Hilton....and then denies it...LOL ok that one is amusing!

“I swear to God I’ve never kissed Paris ever in my life. We’re friends but never, never ever, ever was it a romantic thing, ever.
He added: “I would love to see proof of us kissing because that’s never happened. I swear.’

source

Lauren is doing a runway show!

Audrina and he new Boy-toy go to Sundance (side note: Apparently photogs were calling him Adnan HA!!!)


We don't know when the Hills will return to MTV, we know it's sometime in the near future, but lets face it... we have no reason to be sad cause the lives of our fav hills pals get played out in the media daily!!! Now if only the hills producers could keep their...ummm storylines? is that the right word? in line with the media reports!!! cause that would be cool.