Audrina's Fake? Tattoo!

Ok. So. Audrina went out and got herself a new Tattoo, Thursday. At first look it appears that she had some Chinese proverb or something written on her arm, but APPARENTLY it translates to "pork oil fried rice", or something along those lines. Essentially, there are three options here: 1)BIG mistake in translation a-la Britney, 2) Audrina REALLLLLLY like pork fried rice, or 3) Ashton Kutcher is behind this.

You know what blows? I think this Pop Fiction show has the potential to be really wicked...they just need to come up with some less obvious stuff...so disappointing!!!