So Lauren FINALLY makes it to Paris. She is so excited, especially when Whitney points out the Eiffel Tower to her. Can I just say I too made that exact face when I saw it for the first time...so I get it and wont make fun.
Givenchy?? For real lauren and Whit...you should know how to pronounce it. Im just sayin.
So the girls have the same brilliant ideas in Paris that they do in LA - mistake one - getting the ball gowns first cause then the shoe store, where they have to pick up shoes for the models is closed! brilliant idea gals!
Ok so they get the shoes the next morning and head to their first task...a photoshoot...and HERE is when Lauren recieves the phonecall...yep. THE phone call from Audrina (her only moment in the episode WTF?!?!) about Brody's new GF.
Lauren does NOT look pleased. But Whitney insists that they can totally find boys way cooler than Brody in Paris. So the go to the bar to meet up with the boys from the band "Rock N Roll", who apparently Lauren and Audrina had met in LA when they were seeing another band. PS these boys are even more creeptacular than one could tell from the previews.
The band decides that it would be a good idea to take the girls (and a bottle of champagne) to the Eiffel Tower at night to watch it sparkle. Again I wont make fun, cause its really pretty and lovely and special and I understand that fully!
Ok the next night Lauren comes up with her NEXT brilliant idea. When she doesnt have a party dress to go out with the paresian rockers Whitney jokes "we always have our ballgowns" well lauren takes it seriously, choosing to temoporarily shorten the dress. Always sensible, Whitney's face says it all.
Also, I find it hard to believe Lauren didnt pack an appropriate dress for ALL occasions...especially when you see the luggage they brought!!
So the girls go to this fancy Paresian bar, and Creep-o Mattieu (i think thats how one would spell it), is eyeing her the whole night and then proceeds to creep up and scare her as shes leaving complaining that she didnt kiss him bye-bye...Im PRETTY sure he was trying to be smooth...it didnt work out for him.
...So Whitney was right to be uncomfortable about Lauren wearing the dress out While she managed to keep the dress from all harm while they went out to the fancy Paresian bar, she discovers the next morning that she has left her culing iron on....right next to where the dress was hanging, and there were curling iron burn marks on the fabric in the morning. Of course Lauren freaks out and delegates Whitney to call the dress shop so she can get a new one. Of course, they agree after telling her she will have to take responsibility for the first one (which she did ... as we see her putting the burned dress into her suitcase at the end).
The best part is that they're freaking out cause they only have an hour to get to the ball... but they arent dressed, they dont have their makeup done, or their hair did....riiiight...and hour.
So all goes well at the ball, Whitney tells Kimball she sees herself more in styling, Lauren does more bitch work...the usual.
and THEN Mattieu asks Lauren to go on a midnight tour of Paris with him, to which she agrees, and so she gets on his vespa, in the rain, in her SECOND ball gown saying "theres no ladylike way to do this is there?". Thats thinkin!!!!
But it was great for the comic relief at the end of the "date" when Mattieu gets nothing more than a hug and a "call me when youre in LA"! LOL his face says a thousand words!!!
And then they leave Paris...and so comes the Paris montage. Cut to Whitney looking out the car window...cut to the Eiffel tower...cut to Lauren looking out the window with a sad longing face...cut to a different view of the Eiffel Tower...Created by Adam Divelo (loaded), executive produced by Liz Gately (Uber-loaded).
On the Heidi/Spencer side of the world...
Cut to Crested Butte (yaaa ill keep it shut about the name of that place), Colorado.
Heidi skis... we get it. She needs space from Spence... her mom agrees. So far, good Heidi, good Heidi's mommy!
Spencer decides its a good idea if he goes to visit Heidi, against the advise of his sister (who I am beginning to think of as less and less of the she-devil). But when he shows up, he doesnt really recieve a greeting that is at all...shall we say... warm
"what the heck are you doing here" says Heidi's stepdad, Tim. .... and there was a SERIOUS awkward moment between the two that was just so deliiciously horrid and uncomfortable!!!
But even BETTER is when Heidi returns from her ski adventure with her mom and we see Spencer sittin on the couch...having a really nice heart felt conversation with Tim...oh wait that didnt happen....instead he sat on his blackberry while Tim made really annoyed faces that CRACKED me up.
Ok so the family plus Spencer go out for a nice dinner, and Heidi makes a really beautiful toast to her"parents who have always loved and supported (her) and ....thats about it" LOL!!!!!
But Heidi needing space is all about Spencer. Of course. and they have a nice argument at dinner infront of the 'rents. Spencer is his usual condescening, stupid self and Heidi, was surprisingly strong and oddly...I felt a little proud. Im sensing a Heidi comeback...but thats just me.
Heidi and Spence have another fight, Heidi tells Spence she feels like shes in a "one way relationship" to which Spencer responds "you're about to be in one" to which she responds "when I get back to LA you should be moved out". SNAP!
And so Spencer leaves Colorado...without Heidi. Its too bad I follow the tabloids, cause I know that she goes back to him...idiot.The moment is drama filled, with eye of longing. Effortlessly(cough), mirroring Lauren leaving Paris.
The End
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